Petani Mirfak (looking for review)

Your name is PETANI MIRFAK and you are 7 SWEEPS OLD.

You do have a bit of a STRANGE HOBBY, which would be SAVING TROLLS IN DISTRESS. What do ask in return for saving these poor souls? NOTHING. It is a TRUE HEROES duty to be humble, or else he may ask PAYMENT for their services. Disgusting. Like a troll prostitute, except more SHAMEFUL. But that is NOT you. In fact, you STAY UP ALL DAY on the LOOKOUT FOR CRIME. DAY IS THE PERFECT TIME FOR CRIME, such as THEIVERY, and ARSON. Sometimes VANDALISM. It truly bothers you when trolls paint their FOOLISH DRAWINGS on the side of buildings in YOUR CITY. Honestly, you don't know what this city would do WITHOUT YOU.

Some of your other hobbies include WEAPONSMITHING, beating the shit out of PUNCHING ROCKS as a training exercise, and COLLECTING ROCKS from the PUNCHING ROCKS. You'd never punch these rocks. They're too beautiful! You also enjoy MEDITATING to focus your energy, and TAKING MONEY FROM THE LAWLESS and generously DONATING IT TO THE POOR. You also like to play games with your LUSUS, like tag or hide and seek. You are a pretty big ANIMAL LOVER, even though you either scare or anger animals. Another ODD TRAIT about yourself is your LACK OF PSYCHIC POWERS, even though trolls of your caste are almost guranteed to have them.

As for relations, you have a YOUNG LION LUSUS, a very BRAVE and COURAGOUS lusus that rests atop your head to help LOOK FOR TROUBLE, and PROTECT YOU FROM ABOVE. Your DARKEST QUADRANT is filled with a FILTHY NO-GOOD MURDERER and THEIF. While it is true that CULLING is a common practice on your planet, the way she does it with that evil grin while she pointlessly CULLS INNOCENT GRUBS AND CHILDREN INFURIATES YOU. Unfortunately, a CERTAIN ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS tends to try to SHOVE HER WAY IN your darkest quadrant, as well as your FLUSHED QUADRANT. You aren't sure how you feel about her, occasionally feeling redder for her, while mostly feeling nothing but hatred. Dammit, if she WASN'T ALWAYS TRYING A CHANCE AT YOUR QUADRANTS, you'd probably feel different.

You do tend to COME OFF AS A BIT AGGRESSIVE, but being the UNKNOWN HERO YOU ARE, you must always AVOID COMMUNICATION. You risk your life even GIVING TO THE POOR, so conversation with someone who may be friends with an EVIL CRIMINAL is a no. You also tend to OVER-EXADERATE, but you live a very DANGEROUS AND STRESSFUL LIFE, so its no surprise that you simply cannot help stating that the situation is a little bigger than it is. And even for your lack of social interest, you do have A SMALL CIRCLE OF FRIENDS.

Your trolltag is heroicAnonimity and you type in a way That reflecT5 your odd horn5.
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Petani (Malay for 'peasant' in reference to his blood) Mirfak (brightest star in Perseus constellation)
He is part of a non-SGRUB AU.
Would his lusus actually be a meowbeast of some kind? I'm not sure, some one may want to correct that.